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by Eileen Rosenbloom

The last of the great kvetches.

Is our humor really on an endangered species list? I hope not. To siphon our laughs inside a can with a generic label is like eating chicken soup without matzo balls. Not that plain chicken soup is bad, but it's nothing special.

Is our humor really on an endangered species list?

One reason given for our humor's demise is that Jews today don't suffer like their ancestors. We live in a far more accepting and affluent society than the one known to our grandparents. That's great, but it's not funny.Misery is fodder for laughs. Perhaps our humor is the way we've coped and survived our tumultuous history. Comedy takes the negative in our lives and gives it a twist that allows us to laugh at our foibles and misfortunes. In this way, it heals us, if only for that moment.I don't think we have to worry about Jewish humor becoming obsolete.

Studies have shown that in the absence of the struggle for survival, the focus shifts to other forms of discontent, i.e., the hungry are grateful for anything to eat; the well-fed are picky. This is the human condition. This is insurance that a good kvetch will never cease. Not that contentment isn't admirable and something to strive toward, but to be honest, it's a little boring. I wish for us all familial harmony, prosperity, and good health. While that would give me nachas, it won't generate even the slightest ha-ha.

Without persecution, expulsion, or poverty to worry about, internal struggles become the Kvetch Du Jour. It's either our struggle with ourselves or our relationship with family and co-workers. People dynamics supply an endless supply of comedic material. And let's be honest -- this suffering can be excruciating.We've all endured the conversations of those who compete in the Who Suffers More Olympics.

They argue with such fervor as to whose misfortune beats the pants off the other. His headache is a brain tumor, her indigestion is a heart attack, and chronic anything is cancer. Tumors, heart failure, and cancer aren't funny, but the exaggerated response to the body having a bad day is. If, however, you don't find that funny, you undoubtedly are suffering just listening to the kvetching.

And that, my friend, is what you call a Suffering Two-fer.A member of my family is so good at this Olympic game, I'm thinking of making her a gold medal and inscribing it with a humongous OY! I won't mention any names, except that once upon a time, hint-hint, I dwelled in the apartment of her womb. That's all I'm saying. A sample kvetch goes along these lines:"So my tests came back," said M-m. "The doctor says I have the organs of a young woman. I'll probably live to a hundred and twenty"."

That's great!" I said."What's great about it!? said M-m. "Like I have the money to live to a hundred?"No matter what, there's always something to kvetch about. Like our music, our humor is interwoven with minor notes. To be clear, suffering and complaining are hardly unique to the Jewish experience, but where we excel is our ability to turn the Great Kvetch into an art form.Some topics are so horrific that poking fun is off limits. It's just bad taste.

The most obvious example is the Holocaust. Yet, the movie, "Life is Beautiful," managed to illustrate how the Jewish spirit is so bent on survival that even immersed in the depths of evil, we create laughter. In that way, we not only heal ourselves, we heal those around us.

This is the spirit of tikkun olam, repairing the world.

If the face of Jewish humor is changing, this might be a good time for a makeover. I can't say how our comedic talent will evolve, what will stay and what will go. I'm certain of one thing only. It's not going to die out completely. How could it? God seems to have a fabulous sense of humor, and if you've any doubt about that, just take a look at his people.

 

 

Egyptian Investors Caught-Up In Massive Pyramid Scheme
by Shmuel Savage

Five Thousand Year Old Deceit Uncovered

Farouk Al-Walid could do nothing but shake his head. "My wife told me not to invest, but my grandfather was in it. My grandfather's grandfather was in it and it goes as far back as his great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great grandfather." Al Walid lamented, "Looking back, these things seem so monumentally obvious. It had just been staring me in the face my whole life."

It is a case that authorities are calling "historic" and "breathtaking in its proportions, weight and scale." Lt. Mahmoud Shara told Jewlarious's sister station, Al Jewlarious, "This was not just any old pyramid scheme. This was a 5,000 year old pyramid scheme. One might even call it 'The Great Pyramid Scheme'." Lt. Shara told Al-Jewlarious that Egyptian police had been studying the case on and off for 4,630 years: "When I got the case file, there were hieroglyphics, drawings on papyrus and stone etchings. The case weighed 4700 pounds."

Shara told Al-Jewlarious that for close to 2000 years, the police had been pursuing a money trail, but were tracking the wrong suspects -- a bird, a pharaoh and a donkey -- due to mistakes reading the hieroglyphics. Recently, however, the police caught a break when they noticed more than 50 massive "pyramids" scattered across Egypt. As they looked into the financing of these pyramids, they could find no records at all. As the police dug even deeper, they found that ordinary citizens had been buying and selling shares in these pyramids and had been luring even more investors each year.

Police blew the whistle on the scheme and announced that they would bail-out any investors who had lost money during the past three hundred years. Egyptian Minister of Finance Youssef Boutros-Ghali told Al Jewlarious, "So many people, from bricklayers to taskmasters to mummies are innocent victims in this scheme. None of us could ever have seen it coming. It really is puzzling. It is a riddle -- a sphinx of sorts."


 

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Why Jews don't believe that Jesus is the Messiah

YOU SAY YOU WANT CHANGE?

By Frances Bernay-Cohen

I can't speak for you, but my grandparents came to the United States to find a refuge from "change." They came to The United States where their basic freedoms were guaranteed by the Constitution; where they could build a future on this solid ground.

Whether our forefathers and foremothers came from Europe, Cuba, Asia or Africa, I'm sure you will find some truth in this song.


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